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Jul 22, 20244 min read
Dear Star Wars, I Love You
Goof Writer Brett pens an open love letter to Star Wars about why he feels so strongly about the franchise.
Jul 22, 20243 min read
The Acolyte: Season 1 Review
Holy Goof Brett breaks down his feelings on season 1 of Star Wars: The Acolyte
Dec 24, 20235 min read
Yule Shoot Your Kidney Out 3: Yule with a Vengeance - A Karbach "Christmas Story 2"
Brett tackles the original direct sequel to "A Christmas Story". That's right, "A Christmas Story 2"! Time to drink in the yule tidings!
Oct 27, 20239 min read
The Ultimate Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ranking
This year for Halloween, Brett ranks all of the films in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise.
Jun 19, 202310 min read
The Spider-Man Films Ranked Worst to Best
We rank all 10 of Spider-Man's cinematic adventures!
Mar 26, 202326 min read
Scream: A Franchise Review
Brett reviews and rates every theatrical entry in the Scream franchise,!
Jan 1, 20239 min read
The Goofs Recap 2022: Movies - Top 10 Favorite Films of the Year (And the Bottom 5 Worst)
Brett is here with a rundown of the Top 10 Best and Bottom 5 Worst films of 2022!
Dec 24, 20223 min read
You'll Shoot Your Kidney Out 2: The Re-Yulening - "A Christmas Story Christmas" with Karbach
Earlier this year, it was announced that the classic Christmas film A Christmas Story was getting an official sequel. And this one was...
Dec 10, 20223 min read
RRR (Rise, Roar, Revolt) Review
RRR is the newest Bollywood blockbuster, and to be honest, it blows Hollywood out of the water!
Oct 12, 20227 min read
The Ultimate A Nightmare On Elm Street Ranking
In 1984, one of the greatest killers to ever stalk a dream crept into our subconscious... And he hasn't left sense. The snarky jokes,...
Aug 13, 20224 min read
Prey (2022) Review
Brett reviews the new Predator prequel film, Prey.
Jun 15, 202241 min read
A Jurassic Franchise Review
Brett breaks down the entire Jurassic franchise, rating and ranking everything from Park, to World, to even Camp Cretaceous.
Jun 12, 20227 min read
Jurassic World: Dominion Review
Brett reviews Jurassic World: Dominion.
May 29, 20225 min read
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Review
WARNING: Spoilers for Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith This piece accompanies the most recent episode of Brett's Flix...
Mar 13, 20224 min read
Filmschool in a Jar - Character Introductions in Casino Royale (2004)
Brett uses Casino Royale (2004) to break down character introductions.
Feb 1, 20229 min read
The Goofs Recap 2021: Movies - Top 10 Favorite Films of the Year (And the Bottom 5 Worst)
Well here we are, another year has started and with it, a brand new batch of exciting upcoming films. So let's take a look back at the...
Jan 1, 202211 min read
The Matrix Resurrections Review
WARNING: spoilers for The Matrix Resurrections Wow. That was the smartest blockbuster I’ve seen in years and the most postmodern and meta...
Oct 22, 202110 min read
The Ultimate Halloween Ranking
Halloween Ends, the newest film in the Halloween franchise (and the final film in David Gordon Green's newest rebooted trilogy), just...
Oct 9, 20219 min read
Fear Street Trilogy Review
WARNING: Spoilers for Netflix's Fear Street Trilogy I know, I know. These films came out in July, isn't it a little late to be doing a...
Oct 5, 20216 min read
Filmschool in a Jar - Rian Johnson's Luke Skywalker
Brett breaks down Luke Skywalker's character in Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi.
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